Do you know how women see men and what they think of them?
All men are alike. ”Rita Rudner (USA), who compiled the observations of women about men, lists the following points:

No other creature takes itself as seriously and exaggerates as men.

Male is the only creature who thinks that by concentrating on the game on TV, he will win a match for his team.

It is okay to marry a new generation of men with earrings.

At least it can be assumed that they know the meaning of the pain and the value of the gem.

In order to get men to work, it is necessary to add “danger element” into the work. The moment you say, “Oh, there is no fire”, the man goes to the barbecue.

Be careful with those who are bald and rich, so that the air pressure given by money does not overshadow the sexiness of baldness.

Men like phones that have as many buttons as possible. When there are too many buttons, they think they are big men (see three phones at the same table!).

The man wants to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning, and if you read it first, his “I” s will hurt.

You can tell if a man has the potential to care for another by looking at himself in the mirror.

Never try to teach a man anything in the community. You can only train men when you are alone with them. They always know everything in front of the public.

All men are afraid of the eyelash curling tool, if you put it next to the pillow they think it is a gun.

There is no other sentence that freezes the man’s blood as much as “Let’s talk a little bit about our relationship”.

All men think they are very sympathetic, most of them are not.

A man never understands why it takes so much time for women to buy swimsuits.

Since the men know that they also hate shopping, the “Men” section in the stores is right next to the entrance door.

When four men come side by side, they talk sports, when four women come together, men talk.

A man never watches a love movie for the second time.

While women think, “Do I really love him, would I be happy?”

If a man hasn’t called after saying “I’ll call you”… Not because he lost his phone number or because he died, but because he didn’t want to see it.

If you beat your husband in a tennis match, he will sleep by turning his back in the evening.

If you want to leave your boyfriend without breaking his heart, you can quickly reach your goal by saying “I want to have a child from you”.

Only the man who is stuck while wearing a ski suit understands the trouble a woman with a bodysuit under her trousers suffers in the toilet.

The man who says to his wife, “You gained weight”, explains his situation – looking into your eyes – “This trousers narrowed while washing”.

The man’s perception is so poor that he does not understand how the goal is scored unless he sees repetition in slow motion.

Generally, men who like to listen to classical music do not spit on the floor.

The man forgets everything, the woman remembers everything.

Men are much easier to do psychoanalysis because they never date, so they don’t have to go back to their childhood.

If you want to stop the man from constantly dragging you to bed, marry him.